God, Please help me!

I used to teach in the Sunday school at church, and found a small little tiny book for preschooler to read book named: "God, please help me!"

Inside the book, each page contain color pictures with short statement started with the sentence, "God, please help me!"

Each pages are with the preschooler's prayer like this:
"God, please help me, for I can not share my toys with my younger brother."
"God, please help me, I do not want Lisa eat my cookie."
"God, please help me, I do not want to go to bed."
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Today, I read an introductory message listed by a radio station's advertisement...they pay for gossip.....

"God, please help us, for Gossip can get paid today in our lives." Haaaaaaa.....